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PJ's avatar

Somebody needs to check AU's bank accounts to find the Crumbl Cookie deposits.

Seriously, Oubre is our third best player and should start over Tobias. A successful Tobias postseason would be him not making the team worse with all his unnecessary pump fakes, incessant over-dribbling, and reluctance to hustle.

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Spike Eskin's avatar

AU did not write this. The authors of the posts are listed at the top.

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Andrew Unterberger's avatar

am I at least splitting the kickbacks with Zo or am I just yelling DO YOUR FUCKING JOB at him when he asks about my new pro-Tobias directives

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Bill's avatar

Exactly..

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St-Christian Aldrin's avatar

Tobias is going to win us a pivotal game in the second-round. Speaking it into existence!

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Bill's avatar

LOL, he will costs us games as usual and will never ever be a deciding factor in us winning..

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