WTF Man?! 😳

The Opening Tip
 

Hello and Good Day, It's the Corner Three!

   

Let's Get to it!

Oh Yeah, The Sixers

Woj:
Yea Ben & Co. mean business. They won't be there next week when training camp starts.

Stephen A on First Take:
-The Nets would try to trade Kyrie for Ben straight up but KD wouldn't have that.
-Ben told his Sixers teammates they can fly out to see him but he's not coming to them.

Doc on First Take:
-We want Ben back, of course silly. Yes he did tell us to fuck off to our faces last month in LA, but we love him when he's angry :)
-I never said he wasn't a championship point guard! I was emotional, it was the first question asked after game 7 (it was in fact not the first question asked at all).

Tom Moore:
-Ben & Rich Paul ACTUALLY said fuck yall we out, in a meeting with Elton Brand in Chicago a few days after the season ended. 

Ben & Co.:
-Same shit different day, get us outta here.

ME The Whole Time:

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The Rest From The Best

Sixers Adam ranks the Scariest team in the Eastern Conference.

So what exactly does an MVP-caliber season but embarrassing second round exit bring? That's right, more pressure. Mike O'Connor has his list of players under the most pressure this season. 

Let Andrew Unterberger tell it, Bryce Harper's current MVP campaign is quite impressive, but no, no Embiid.

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Charity Spotlight

One Art Community Center inspires creative healing and expression through varied forms of art, including but not limited to Musical Arts, Visual Arts, Holistic Arts, Culinary Arts, Martial Arts, Cultural Arts, Literary Arts, Performing Arts as well as the Art of Gardening and Sustainable Design. You can read more about them and their extremely important mission here!

Peace, Love and Process

This time next week, they'll be rocking and rolling. Lock in.

-Zo