10 Reasons the Sixers Are So Fucking Boring
Sucking is one thing, being terrible to watch just breaks me.
10. They can’t shoot
Even when they make a shot it looks painful.
9. Their offense is porous
23rd overall. Good night.
8. They are very old at too many roster spots
This could also be any of the past four years.
7. They don’t have enough guys who can do more than one thing
Again, any year of recent vintage.
6. Nick Nurse isn’t creative enough
The roster is what it is and he can’t help injuries, but he still coaches like he’s running out four all-stars every night.
5. They don’t hustle enough
Boomer take but I earned this one and it’s true.
4. They don’t even look like they give a shit half the time
Please just play angry for once. Following up a loss to a seven-win team with another bad loss is miserable.
3. They have zero personality
Miss Jared McCain so much man.
2. Tyrese Maxey is in prove-it mode
It’s been so weird and not fun to watch.
1. They’ll never be fully healthy
Joel Embiid has casually missed a week (so far) with a sprained foot that’s somehow not a big deal. Fuck this.
I watched the Pistons/Knicks game last night and those two teams hustle so much harder than the Sixers that it jumps off of the screen at you. Nurse clearly doesn't have enough buy in from his players.
Embiid's status has become almost like a special at a restaurant. The restaurant is known for having this special and the customers absolutely love it. However, people don't know whether it's available to enjoy until they get seated at their table.
When the special is not available, the customers will complain, but the waitstaff are always ready with the excuses of "we had a problem with our supplier" or "we can't serve that every night as it's not sustainable."
New suggested Embiid nickname - "The Special".