Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Just when you think it already hit bottom.

[art by @digrubert and it’s good but what does it matter anymore]

Joel Embiid has a sprained shoulder and is out for who knows how long. Ben Simmons has a back injury that the Sixers are lying about. The Sixers lost on the road to the Cleveland fucking Cavaliers and nobody seemed to care except Kyle O’Quinn, who somehow is still on the team even though he asked to leave. But at least we figured out how the Sixers are so much better at home, and it has to do with electronic rims. We just need to do the process just two or three more times.” - Tony T

Flip The Switch, the replacement to the Lottery Party is April 11th at Underground Arts and on sale now at this location. Don’t miss it! It all benefits The Providence Animal Center and Coded By Kids.

We’ll have a live pod, a watch party, and a big hang.