The Opening Tip
Hello & Happy Almost Weekend - It's the Corner Three!
The third edition of the Ricky X Kinetic Skateboarding mesh shorts are for sale today at 10am EST (so, now). They are maroon and baby blue (for some reason in the photos the blue shows as grey, but we can assure you it's blue).
There are only 100 pairs, and we will leave it to newsletter subscribers for one hour till we tweet out the link to everyone else.
Oh Yeah, The Sixers
Official, Iron-Clad Harden Stance
You shouldn't bring him back because "what are the other options", It will never be about regular season with this team unfortunately, always playoffs and I will never get that lasting memory of the 21 and 1 Game 7 performance out of my head. So good riddance, peace be with you.
This Week's Top 10 (Offseason Wishlist)
10. A few more dawgs
9. Stitch a small C on PJ Tucker's jersey
8. Something other than the dog mascot
7. Influencer tours of the practice facility
6. Maxey Shirsey in 3x
5. More Wings
4. Tobias Trade
3. McDaniels & BBall Paul Back
2. NN Live Acoustic Show
1. A tougher fucking basketball team
Best Thing I Ate This Week
No disrespect to the place across the street, but Chubby's has the best cheesesteak in the Rox/East Falls corridor and glad I made the stop last week. Might do it again this weekend.
Spike's Corner... Harden Ain't Goin' Anywhere
Every week, Spike or Mike will write something for the Corner Three Newsletter. It's Spike's turn, who is talking about the Harden rumors.
We've been hearing about this since Christmas, but it isn't stopping until July 1 (at least). Shams says that James Harden is torn between going back to Houston and staying in Philly.
A lot of times we'll hear this sort of stuff from Shams or Woj or Sixers Adam or whatever and we'll just be plainly like "oh this is is a negotiating tactic." Never have I ever seen one that is more clearly a negotiating tactic than this one. He's coming back for some stupid, three year, $135 million deal. I can feel it in my fucking bones. You can set your multiple Keith Pompey phone alarms for July 1st when you see the tweet.
Let's get a few things straight: first of all, since the Sixers and the Rockets are the only two teams that he'd reasonably go to that have the ability to sign him to some giant contract without working out any sort of trade, they are basically the only two teams on the market. Second, I simply do not believe either team is handing him that max deal he wants. I give his new agent credit for trying to create a bidding war between two teams that only sort-of want him. And third, and most importantly, Daryl Morey is the President of the Sixers and he loves James Harden.
I just don't see this going any other way. He loves James Harden, he's always loved James Harden, and he always will love James Harden. We all saw the hug after Harden got off the plane.
Most times when I say "I hope I'm wrong," I do not hope I'm wrong. I almost always hope I'm right, and hate being wrong. But this time, I can assure you, I've never wanted to be more wrong in my life. I'd celebrate my wrongness. I'd put this essay on a tshirt and wear it. Please be wrong.
Peace, Love and Process Avoid the air and Stay inside this weekend, Call your parents
-Zo