Finally... The Mac McClung Shirt
The Opening Tip
Hello & Happy Almost Weekend - It's the Corner Three!
Perhaps you heard Ja Morant say he will never participate in the dunk contest. I think we all know why. This shirt is available for two weeks and then never again. When you buy it please tag Ja Morant.
Oh Yeah, The Sixers
Don't Look Now..
Last and most assuredly most difficult 25 on the horizon. Let's get to it.
This Week's Top 10!
7. Nike Boots
6. Carhartt Hoodies
5. Ninja Air Fryers
4. Catholic League Playoffs at the Palestra
3. Home Games vs sub .500 teams
2. Arizona Basketball
1. Mac Attack Saving the Dunk Contest
Best thing I ate this week
The Pastrami, Egg and Cheese from Middle Child Clubhouse will most assuredly change your morning for the better. Tell them Zo sent you and watch what happens (I don't know, I'm genuinely curious).
Wednesday's presale sold out in 10 minutes. We've got a few tickets left that will go on sale FRIDAY at 10am. No password necessary. HERE IS THE TICKET LINK.
Live Ricky V: Victory Tour, featuring an appearance from B-Ball Paul, Eliza Hardy Jones, Mutlu and more to come.
You can find all of the details about the show HERE. Regular tickets are $35 and the Kornblau VIP ticket (including 2 drink tickets, priority seating, a photo with B-Ball Paul and a commemorative t-shirt) is $100.
SPIKE'S CORNER... DOC HAS GOTTA PLAY MAC MCCLUNG
New to the Corner Three Newsletter: every week Spike or Mike will write a section, aptly titled Spike's Corner or Mike's Corner. It's Spike's turn, and today, it is about Mac McClung.
Think of all the fucking Sixers we've had to endure over the last ten years. I know there is a shirt with a ton of them, but we made that shirt in 2016. Think of all of THOSE fucking Sixers and then all of the fucking Sixers SINCE those fucking Sixers.
Some of those Sixers were suitable, some were good, some were very good, but let's be honest and no offense to any of them, but a lot of them sucked. It was good to see them play, and then good to walk away knowing they sucked.
I need to see if Mac McClung sucks. We deserve to know for sure. Nobody else on that stupid shirt won the dunk contest, and they all got a chance. I know Mike said he assuredly sucks but if we are being real here, Mike has been wrong a bunch of times (no slander intended!!!!).
I'm a pretty simple guy. I judge college prospects by watching ten minutes of them on YouTube. I like my players to be able to shoot, pass and dribble (at least one of the three for sure). I don't wash my hair more than once a week. And if I see a guy do four perfect dunks in the NBA dunk contest in a Sixers jersey as a member of the Sixers, win going away, and then I look up his stats and he's averaging 19/5/4 on 56% shooting and 48% from three, that player needs to play for the Sixers for just a little bit to see if maybe he's good.
If he's not good, we can simply put him on that very long list of players who we've given a chance to who are also not good (shout out Jonah Bolden). But if he is good, what a fun time that would be, and a great opportunity to decide if we need to praise Daryl and Doc for finding and playing him, or burying them for making him play in the G-League all season while trying to trick us into thinking Montrezl Harrell was alive.
The Summer is truly not that far away, and one of these days, instead of spending a ton of money to rent a house in Ocean City or Sea Isle, you'll just be smart and call or text the official realtor of the Process, Adam Ksebe at 302-864-8643, and get your own house on the Delaware Beaches. That way you can rent the house out, have that pay your mortgage, and you have a free house to go to every Summer. Good talk!
Congrats to CJ who won his first Briggs Auction, and got four sweet vintage coats for just $15. Check out the newest Briggs Auction which closes tomorrow and be like CJ.
Peace, Love and Process