This is truly the darkest timeline 😱

The Opening Tip
 

Hello and Good Day, It's the Corner Three!

   

"Kid's Buffed up."

Let's Get to it!

GET THE DOG T-SHIRT. SAVE THE DOGS.

Our goal is to raise $15,000 for them with our Bark In The Park team, as we do every year. We are currently at just over $7,000, thank you! The event is October 23rd, and you can join the team or donate right here. Of course, we always have a stupid shirt. Join the team and raise at least $75 and get the stupid shirt to the left, with a doggie hall of fame list on the back. Please join ASAP so we can have a shirt count! Or donate.

Oh Yeah, The Sixers

The worst drama in history continues on, folks

I'm sincerely annoyed so I'll touch on it ever so quickly, but uh, yea, 25 is still a Sixer, there's a weird mystery team every other day, Minnesota wants him but would rather add on to their actually good players than to swap any of them and I'm good and Goddamn tired. 13 days till training camp!

John Wall?

No. lol. Let's revisit in 2 weeks but man, you'd have to reallllllly sell me the vision on a John Wall addition. 

Maxey and BBall Paul

Really happy to see how much work both of my young guns have been putting in this summer and more than anything it's a testament to how serious they are taking things and crucial last year's live action run was for both, Maxey obviously more than Paul but I'm happy to bang the play him at backup center drum. It's an 82 game season and Andre Drummond is a goofy fuck, atleast let him win the position. 

Ben & Rich Paul vs Morey

Love a good standoff. I still contend something happens around training camp. Crazier, nuttier, wilder shit has happened, to this very team actually, but right now I'm still betting that there's some fireworks. 

The Rest From The Best

Sixers Adam ranks the Scariest team in the Eastern Conference.

Before you turn up your nose, atleast check out Mike O'Connor's reasoning for taking back a haul of picks for Ben Simmons. 

If nothing else, your lasting memory of summer Sixers should be that they signed Andre Drummond and Andrew Unterberger reminds just how weird and funny that is.

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Charity Spotlight

Support Mill Creek Farm!  They are a people of color-led non-profit organization in service of communities of color in need of basic resources and dedicated to cultivating a healthy environment, growing strong communities and promoting a just and sustainable food system. Read more about them and their awesome work!

Peace, Love and Process

13 Days, kiss your loved ones, dust off your Game 7 takes. 

-Zo