The Process Lives... And Dogs
The Process Lives... Through Spite
Remember the good old days? Counting down the days until the Lottery Party (ok we still do that) by monitoring every team that had a pick we might get the following year? It seems like three years of our lives was spent contemplating whether we actually wanted the Lakers Pick. Then when we got it, it became two picks, one of which became a player who we are still waiting for because of a sesame seed allergy.
Well we don't have that anymore, but as Andrew Unterberger writes, we do have something else that's sort of similar...
And that is why, in this most rare of circumstances, we thank our dark lord Sam Hinkie for the Boston Celtics. For while the 76ers were accruing draft picks with a high-profile tankathon that confused and angered Dave Silver so much that attempted to force the team to pivot to video, the Celtics were stealthily doing the same. And as the C’s dispatched the Sixers with little more than a thrust of Al Horford’s buttcheeks last May, the pundits whispered in the ears of vulnerable Process Trusters to warn of that most bone-chilling of postscripts: The Celtics could have four first-round picks in next year’s draft.
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Last Chance For The Tastefully Embroidered Big Barker
That's right, the "tastefully embroidered with the Ricky logo" Big Barker dog bed covers are going away. We'll have a new Big Barker offer soon enough, but we wanted to give you one last chance to get this one before it goes away.
If you want to get your dog a Big Barker for the holidays with the Rights To Ricky Sanchez logo tastefully embroidered on it, you have to order it by midnight on Monday, December 3rd. As usual, just go to bigbarker.com/ricky to get the bed, and you'll get the free Ricky upgrade at checkout. Your dogs joints will not regret it.
If you want to see the support a Big Barker gives your dog that other beds don't, check out pictures of Nox and the rest of the Process Pups.
Ways To Waste Time At Work
Spike made a tweet that accidentally made everyone mad, and then also noticed something very Sixersy about the Knicks starting lineup.
Here's a really good article about how good Robert Covington is from Cleaning The Glass.
Donate to our Process Plungers team for the Polar Plunge which goes to the great cause of the Special Olympics of Pennsylvania. We're just a few bucks short of our goal. The jump is from 5p-7p on Friday, so you can still join our team. One member of the team will get tickets to Roco and Dario's return to Philly on January 15th.
Wednesday night's pod was recorded really late, we all know how those turn out.
We all know who one half of the Hoagie Hour crew is, but the role of Tommy from Down The Shore is played by a fellow Philadelphian signer named Mutlu. Give him a listen while he takes a break from catching chickens on skateboards.