The Final Word On Fultz
This Will Never Happen
Andrew Unterberger has had some really good ideas in the time that we've known him. I mean, without AU, there's no "Sauce Castillo," there's no "Enemies Of The Process," there's no "historical analysis of Elton Brand's playing career at the end of a podcast one day." Well, they can't all be winners.
AU's idea today is that we should no longer talk about Markelle Fultz, at all, for the rest of the year. This doesn't seem like it will happen. Here's a taste...
So yeah. No more Fultz talk. It doesn’t help, and it’s ultimately not that important. If he does come back and starts playing again and we need to discuss his effect on the Sixers in strictly on-court basketball terms, that’s fine -- let’s just refer to him exclusively as The Backup Point Guard while doing so. ‘Coz that’s what he is right now: a backup point guard. Do you see Raptors fans taking 45-minute cold showers so they can properly fret over the progress of Delon Wright? Of course not; they have more important things to worry about. So do we.
We appreciate AU's idea even if it will never, ever happen. Go ahead and read the rest of what he wrote, as it may make you feel better.
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Emergency Podcast
Speaking of things that will make you feel better, this podcast is not really on the list. The first emergency podcast about Markelle Fultz was so much fun, remember it? We hardly do. Since then we've done a bunch of Fultz emergency pods, some good, some bad, and some just exasperated, which this one is. It truly never ends, does it? Listen if you dare.
Finally, The Shirt Is Available Again
It's been over two years since "the shirt" has been available. You know, the one with "all of the names on the back," as it's been described many times. If you are new or don't remember, it was the official shirt of the 2016 Lottery Party. Well, it's back.
On Friday, our Black Friday t-shirt sale will include a new version of the shirt (same names, but our new logo on the front), a reprinting of the Process Or Die shirt (see them here), and the Rebel "Normal Collar" shirt, all for 30% off on Friday, and then 15% off on Saturday and Sunday. Those and the "Process Hall Of Fame" shirt will all be available at our t-shirt store in either triblend or 100% cotton, and screen printed so they hold up well (not like some of the digital prints you get.)
