A New Addition To The Ricky Is Family Making You Feel Better

"IF NOT, PICK WILL CONVEY AS TWO SECOND ROUNDERS"

We are proud to announce the written word is back. Thanks to Andrew Unterberger, formerly of The 700 Level (and currently of Billboard), who joins the RTRS family with his new, ridiculously-titled section. We refuse to ever be searchable on Google. Word of mouth only, hate-listens included. Today he figured out how far you have to zoom out to feel ok about last night's loss. You can read it here. Read it. He makes fun of the Raptors.

AU is a fantastic writer, the reason Sauce Castillo exists, and we're happy to have him on board even though Mike did not convey as much on the Game Two pod. Be nice to him! 

We Know How To Lose

Well, if you didn't like fired up angry Game One pod, you will *love* the forlorn, what-happened-to-us Game Two pod. Send it to the Library of Congress when the Sixers rip off four in a row and win the series in 6. Click the player below to listen.

The shirt to the right is still available and remains extremely fly as all hell. Just click on this or on the shirt to buy it before [DELETES END OF SENTENCE ABOUT SIXERS GETTING ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS]. You can get the shirt in grey too. Maybe all the snakes were a bad omen? Dammit Jerry!