
He Is Risen
First of all, and we don't mean to sound alarmist, but you only have three days to order yourself a "Too Good" or an "Imagine Enjoy A Sport In Philadelphia" or a "Saint Hinkie" Lottery Party (25 days away!) t-shirt and get it in time for the party. Get 10% off one of those gorgeous, super soft (for you, Spike) t-shirts by going here or clicking on the t-shirts below and using the promo code GPDY3ZXYZQ.

Second of all, what happened last night in Miami should have had you sleeping with a smile on your face (or not sleeping like Spike and Mike and recording a podcast right afterward, listen here or click the player)...
There was Playoff Embiid, trying desperately to ditch his mask while swallowing Hassan Whiteside's soul whole. There was playoff Dario, hitting threes and flumpy-klumping all over the place while screaming encouraging profanities at his teammates. Playoff TJ, intensely scrapping it up and making the most out of his six minutes on the court. Playoff Simmons, just being flat out better than we could have imagined at this point. And the true coming out party of Playoff Simba, driving Dwyane Wade so nuts that he was baited into violence and considering spelling his own first name correctly.
We're sure if Justin Anderson decides to sue Wade, he'll know who to call.
We are living the dream we all knew would be reality. And we're doing a podcast after each game. We were so right.


Congrats to Zach and Tori! They're the 76th couple to listen to our podcast and then buy an engagement ring from LL Pavorsky!

Get your doggo on our website as a Process Pup by going here to get a Big Barker bed, sending us a picture, and living happily ever after.