NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TILL I PUT ON THE MASK
What more do we need to say? The only thing that's surprising is that it took a global pandemic for us to put our logo on a mask. It's a two-play 100% ring-spun cotton mask, with elastic loops for your ears, and is totally washable. For that trip to the grocery store that wasn't quite weird enough already.
They're $12.99, and available for pre-order now. They won't ship for a couple of weeks, but we promise you're going to need these for a while. Be patient, as our awesome merch company (that takes care of us) is taking every precaution for you. If for some reason Covid-19 totally goes away in May you can thank us and keep this as a souvenir.
Speaking of the store, there are only six (literally) of the "Top 20 Protected First Round Pick" shirseys left then they're gone forever. Get them here.
And speaking of Covid-19, there is still time to support an animal shelter trying to get through the crisis. You have till Saturday to get Spike to his fundraising goal for the Brandywine Valley SPCA (Virtual) Walk For Paws. Keep the animals saved and the people doing it!
STUFF TO KILL TIME
Ah, now some content, sweet content.
We did a new pod last night, talked about this ESPN article about Ben Simmons, all of SixersAdam's Al Horford trades, the most handsome NBA players, why there's not a WNBA team in Philadelphia, and then hitting the 50% mailbag. Listen here.
The new album in the Carl Landry Record Club is Big Shots by Charizma and Peanut Butter Wolf, a hip-hop album suggested by Chris John. It's on Spotify here. Listen by Sunday's pod! Suggest yours by sending us an email.
Look at your living room... what's missing? That's right, a sweet electric fireplace in the wall that is classy as shit but no mess and still keeps you warm with zero dead birds in the chimney to worry about. Take a look at them from Touchstone Electric Fireplaces in Exton, then order one from their site, use code TTP for 10% off and have it within a week. Zero dead birds dot com! And if you need a living room first, that's a job for the Process Realtor, Adam Ksebe.
The Sixers tied up their series with the Heat at 1-1. Ben Simmons still isn't back though.