The Fan Enjoyment Scale

LINKS AND STUFF

Before we give you what you *really* want (which is below), the long-lost sports fan enjoyment scale, enjoy this stuff to click on...

Sixers Adam ranked the all-time [Insert Name Here] games for the Process Era Sixers. Is the Shake Milton game too high?

AU says that the doomsday scenario is not really out of the question.

The Thunder beat the Celtics! We're gonna get that pick. Our new shirsey to reflect our mission is only available for 10 more days.

Everybody Hates The Sixers

FiveThirtyEight still loves the Sixers and is proof you shouldn't watch the games.

Tobias Harris is the 18th highest paid player in the NBA this year.

THE FAN ENJOYMENT SCALE

We discussed this on the newest podcast, and have had several emailers request it. We finally found it. An Australian listener named Adrian came up with the levels of sports fandom that are most enjoyable, and sent it to us last year. It feels apt right about now.

1. The team is winning, they are expected to be losing, and they are expected to get better in the near future.

2. The team is winning, they are expected to be winning, and they are expected to get better in the near future.

3. The team is losing, they are expected to be losing, and they are expected to get better in the near future. 

4. The team is losing, they are expected to be winning, and they are expected to get better in the near future. 

5. The team is winning, they are expected to be losing, and they are expected to get worse in the near future.

6. The team is winning, they are expected to be winning, and they are expected to get worse in the near future.

7. The team is losing, they are expected to be losing, and they are expected to get worse in the near future.

8. The team is losing, they are expected to be winning, and they are expected to get worse in the near future.

At least they don't play till Wednesday...
-K