What's Wrong With Joel Embiid?

The Opening Tip
 

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Oh Yeah, The Sixers

                                 Holy Shit

Can't say I'm surprised, this team always has a thing or 6 up it's sleeve to keep us on our toes. So anywho, here's some quick observations from an 0-2 start. 

Ugly Jo
It's a true wonder that the Sixers were even hanging around score-wise for any of these games. That's how bad Joel Embiid has been. Early foul trouble and bad body language Tuesday and plain missing shit (ZERO SECOND HALF POINTS) last night. He's fully healthy and himself exclaimed that he was excited to spend an offseason just playing basketball so It'll be up to him and his coach to shake the cobwebs. 

Harden Back?
James Harden has looked very much himself of old so far, giving us alot to love in both games. The offense should absolutely be running through him until Embiid shakes the funk.

AFC North
As I said on the bird app, the newly minted Harden, Melton, House, Tucker, BBall Paul lineup is every bit of a slobberknocker AFC defense but unfortunately AFC offense as well. 

Judging this Bunch
This is very much a team that has a lot to prove, more so than the two teams that it just faced, mostly because these are new parts trying to figure out where and how they fit, so while this 0-2 start throws off the vibes, with me and how I'll judge these guys, it's still ECF or die. 

Our Guys

Can we find joy in a team whose season doesn't really begin until the spring? AU has us covered.

Peace, Love and Process

                                     
                          Beat the Spurs (PLEASE) Go PHILS

-Zo

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