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Oh Yeah, The Sixers

The ECF Fucking Sucks but it's clear that atleast 1 (one) of these teams is a clear level above the Sixers, so here we go, let's hash out three (at least) initial steps the Sixers can take to fix this shit. 
 
Get a little Continuity 

The Celtics have been to 4 of the last 6 Eastern Conference Finals, and the current roster, save 3 or 4 has pretty much been the same. The Sixers are in a bit more precarious position, about to churn through roster iteration number 1776 during the Embiid reign. Unfortunately this roster is super shitty and uninspiring so my hope/desire is that they move forward with the hope that whatever they put together and lineup with in training camp is what the long haul will look like. 

Get Some (ALOT OF) Athletes

Couldn't mean this in any simpler way. This team is so unpleasant on the eyes in so many ways, chief among them being just how pedestrian half the roster looks. They need to get quicker, faster and stronger on the wing and much nastier and violent at the rim. 

Get a Fucking Identity

Sure, Joel Embiid is the Sixers best player and various front offices have tried to varying degrees to place the right pieces around him but really, what does any of that actually mean? This is still very much a team without an identity or a personality and all we know what we've always known, that Embiid is their best player and they are pretty, pretttttty bad without him.

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